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trappedinsanity:

Bubbles appreciation post (◡‿◡✿)

tony-and-loki:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

craftastrophies:

edgebug:

Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes

Tony Comes Home

christ.

can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone—jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.

and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.

no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.

Emotional state: upset about robots.

Well yea, kids get upset when their parent isn’t around.

I HAVE SO MANY JARVIS FEELS RIGHT NOW

did you just get me upset over automated intelligence?

dixie-chicken:

hearthburn:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie

My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.

The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.

twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.

She’s not happy if she’s not cuddling! She’s so cuddly I could die! Of course 10 minutes after this my roommates came home and she got so excited she peed on my bed…

She’s not happy if she’s not cuddling! She’s so cuddly I could die! Of course 10 minutes after this my roommates came home and she got so excited she peed on my bed…

587-785:

DON’T SASS ME WOMAN!

587-785:

DON’T SASS ME WOMAN!

My roommates and I got a new puppy, her name is Winnie and she is sooo loveable.

My roommates and I got a new puppy, her name is Winnie and she is sooo loveable.

daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."
"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."
Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."

"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."

Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this